As promised, here is the ritual I designed to meet a patron or matron god or goddess. I haven’t tried it yet out of nervousness and circumstance, and so I can’t say how well it works for me personally, but I wrote it thoughtfully and hope that it works well. Feel free to make…


giving guys boners is empowering and nothing else matters 



My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.

Dude. It’s genius.


it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful